Was it appropriately long?
Did you throw the word "just" in there a lot? I get such a kick out of it when True Christians (tm) always throw the word "just" into prayers. (As in, "Dear Lord, we'd just like to thank you today for just bringing us together...) Also, speak in King James English with lots of "thees" and "thous". Snap! I love that!
2006-11-23 10:45:14 · 11 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-11-23 10:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by USA USA USA 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Our Heavenly Father - We humbly ask that You bless this meal and those who prepared it and all who will enjoy it, along with our family, pets and friends and those who are not so fortunate. We have gathered together this day to agree, though we eagerly suffer for Your promise, we are rewarded constantly by the bounty of Your Grace and Love. In the name of Jesus Christ, we thank You and give You the praise, honor and glory and as always and forever out faith in Your Will. - Amen Spent all morning yesterday on this, Happy Thanksgiving rdc
2016-03-29 07:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lo, We prayed to thee Great Turkey God and thanked his Holiness JUST to be on the safe side, but we wath not too worried regardingeth thee Cranberry spirits.
2006-11-23 11:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by mailrick12 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I went to Mass today and asked the Lord to Bless my food and I thanked him for not treating me how I deserved. Yes, I always say Grace.
2006-11-23 10:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope. We don't pray. And I've only ever used the "kings english" when I worked for the Renn Festival. *wink*
2006-11-23 12:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by Kithy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did not, I heard a prayer and followed it with amen, but honestly deep down I was thinking to myself, why bother.. it hasn't gotten me anywhere in the past.
2006-11-23 10:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by raistlinn55 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lord i just pray that thou wilt just forgive this blasphemous sinner and that thou wilt just have thy way in all things. in this, thy Son's holy name. amen
2006-11-23 10:53:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
GOD DON'T LIKE LONG WINDED PEOPLE SAYING NOTHING.
GOD UNDERSTANDS ALL LANGUAGES..
ABSOLETE WORDS DON'T IMPRESS HIM
HE LIKES SIMPLE PRAYERS OF THANKS...
CHILDREN TEND TO GET IT RIGHT.
2006-11-23 10:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by cork 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A simple prayer of thanks for a simple meal.
2006-11-23 11:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by SunFun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course.
2006-11-23 10:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋