Q>What do you call a deer that can't see?
A>No idea!
Q>What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A>Still no idea!
Q>What do you call a blind deer with no legs that's had his todger cut off?
A>Still no f*cking idea!
just to prove that not all crappy jokes are about blondes ;)
2006-11-23 10:37:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
right back atchya!!!
A man walks in to a bar, and says "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer."
The bartender says, "Seems as though you've got a major stuttering problem."
The man replies, "N-n-no k-k-k-idding!"
The bartender says, "I used to stutter, but my wife cured me. One afternoon she gave me oral sex three times in a row, and I haven't stuttered since!"
The man says, "W-w-wow, th-th-that's great to kn-kn-know..."
A week later, the same man walks in to the bar, and says, "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer."
The bartender says, "Why didn't you try what I told you?"
"I d-d-did!" said the man, "It j-j-just d-d-didn't w-w-work... ....b-b-but I m-m-must say, you have a r-r-really n-n-nice apartment!"
2006-11-23 10:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i like that one. expect to have NICOLEFC_123 on here complaining, that's all she does in the jokes and riddles section.
keep up the good work mate, i liked this one. have only heard the first line til now.
2006-11-23 10:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by Summer Rain 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is so true
Not all suckish jokes start with "a blonde"
You proved that!
Good job!
2006-11-23 10:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you have just helped my S A D! Now if only it would stop raining!
2006-11-23 10:52:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you proved it... just kidding or am i, iv'e no idea either,lol
2006-11-23 10:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha faf hehe cb
2006-11-23 10:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋