when you cannot sleep do you count Christians?
2006-11-23 10:06:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Before anyone gets offended I am simply one of the "mindless baaaddd ol' sheeplike Christians. I am very tired and do not feel good so I was looking for a couple of chuckles, that's all...no offense intended.
2006-11-23 10:18:39 · update #1
But what if they start saying, "We believe God will carry us over the fence." And then they just stand there, and wait, and wait, and wait ... hey! I'm getting sleepy!
2006-11-23 10:13:43 · answer #1 · answered by JAT 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've never counted Christians. They look just like everybody else, so I wouldn't know whether I was counting Christians or Jews or what. Besides, what would be the point of counting Christians.
Maybe I'd count voters. I've heard that every voter counts, so I'll do the switcheroo on them and count every voter.
2006-11-23 18:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although I applaud your sheep joke (who doesn't love a good sheep joke?) but I look at them more like lemmings...all running towards a cliff (i.e. big letdown!)
2006-11-23 18:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by left of center 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he, that's funny. But no, religion usually fires me up too much to let those sheep help me sleep.
2006-11-23 18:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i read the bible... makes you sleepy at a glance...
no, kidding aside, i run around or do calisthenics till i get tired.
2006-11-23 18:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I usually have no problem sleeping.
2006-11-23 18:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by FireBug 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no i dont have problems falling to sleep but if i ever do ill try it
2006-11-23 18:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by lexy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! You can tell a sheep by looking, though--not sure if you can do that with Christians. . .
: ^ )
2006-11-23 18:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hmm... I've never tried it but it could work.
2006-11-23 18:08:55 · answer #9 · answered by RH (a.k.a. God) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol wow,that took me a minute to get... =D
2006-11-23 18:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by shy_vi3t_gur1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋