Here is what really Happened on that first Thanksgiving Day!?

Question

T’was the 1st day of Thanksgiving and all through the land,
the Pilgrims and Indians were each lending a hand.
They watched the game on T.V. and had pretzels and beer,
then later stuffed themselves for that cold winters year.
On the table was turkey, pie and bright candied yams,
and cranberry sauce in the shape of a can.
They ate until all they’re bellies felt dazed,
the Pilgrims had corn the Indians called maze.
The Pilgrims shared recipes because the Indians asked “How”,
and the only animal that didn’t get eaten was Ol’ Betsy the cow.
They partied and celebrated and partied some more,
because the Lions were up 21 to 4.
On the Florida team Christopher Columbus bet 20 bucks,
on the team from Detroit Pocahontas bet 20 more, a raccoon and 2 ducks.
The children played outside the big wigwam tent,
they played Pilgrims and Indians because they were no cowboys as of yet.
The women washed dishes and spoke of emancipation,
but all agreed that it wouldn’t happen in this new Nation.
Sitting Bull and George Washington smoked Cuban Cigars,
while John Smith and Crazy Horse sat and played cards.
The day was about sharing and thanks – giving,
but more attention was paid to the spanking that the Lions started getting.
They called the children in and had ice cream and pie,
then packed up their wagons and to say their goodbye’s.
The Pilgrims invited the Indians to the next years thanksgiving that they
“wouldn’t want to miss!”
But the Indians still had a few Reservations about this.
All bid farewell and said “thanks for stopping”,
then ran out to the malls to start their Holiday Shopping!
by S.K.R.

Answer 1

That was good - very entertaining!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

Answer 2

This is the fourth time for me to answer this. I read it to my husband this time. He said the same thing about it as I did. Cute.