brains than dogs...
so they dont hump womens legs at cocktail parties..
2006-11-23 09:45:22 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee.
Why do most men lead a dogs' life?
It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed!!!
2006-11-23 09:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
why did god give women legs?
to give the men something to laugh at when the dog gets excited at cocktail parties! :D
2006-11-23 10:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by sdfsgsdhyj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Great Dane's brain is the same size as a man's.
2006-11-23 09:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well thats a bit unfair to dogs i know some men have much smaller brains than dogs. and dogs are more useful
2006-11-23 09:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
so they know the diff at cocktail parties
2006-11-23 09:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by peter.w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah omg ur jokes r good i luv them thnx for a laugh
2006-11-23 09:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes thats right, my dog obviously thinks he is something else cos he shags cushions
2006-11-23 10:24:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do!
( i just thought i got asked to leave cause i wasn't wearing a tie..)
2006-11-23 09:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by ben b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow - you must mix with really sophisticated guys cos the ones i know aren't that well housetrained :)
2006-11-23 09:49:07 · answer #9 · answered by mousie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
Half the time they don't use their brain and they do it anyways...
2006-11-23 09:47:42 · answer #10 · answered by Danielle (: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋