Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princesswith an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car, with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk,
on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Canadian, using American { Bill Gate's} technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorrydrivers hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals......
That, my friends, is Globalization
2006-11-23 09:36:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You missed out the nationality that killed her!
Greek allegedly!
2006-11-23 10:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Globalization in reality is a way for the governments of the world in control, to profit from and have oversight of resources. They can then make rules that favor them and always make money just on the transactions and on who gets contracts.
It enslaves people to work for less for long periods of time and makes wealthy people even more wealthy.
It is disguised as progress and free trade, but then why are they revising every year, the monetary benefit of free trade lower instead of higher?
2006-11-23 17:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by Frank A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol: thats a good 'yn actually.. apart from mentioning the untimely passing of Princess Diana anyway. Other than that it was very funny.
2006-11-23 18:45:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe... World harmony, and harmony between all people.
I just saw that this was in the joke section. Funny. Haha.
2006-11-23 17:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by j240na9u0jg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never thought of it like that before. Not many nations missing.
2006-11-23 18:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
Do you object if I insert 'A Saudi style end for an adulterous princess'?
2006-11-23 18:02:34 · answer #6 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
true globalization means lying down with anyone of ur wish....
2006-11-23 17:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Ridwan Jaafar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was f u c k i n intelligent
2006-11-24 00:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok but where do the brits come in.
2006-11-23 17:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome
2006-11-23 17:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋