Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
2006-11-23 09:27:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh mate!!!
What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
They're both intended for children but it's the fathers that end up playing with them.
2006-11-23 09:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 09:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by santolucito 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMLOF, that was class...............it's just a pity that some people on here are so goddamn boring with no sense of humour have to make negative comments!
2006-11-23 09:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fecking funny mate nice1
2006-11-23 09:57:48 · answer #4 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is brilliant mate it's made my day :D
2006-11-23 09:44:32 · answer #5 · answered by sdfsgsdhyj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one.
2006-11-23 09:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by travelgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 09:28:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why does everything have to revolve aroued sex???
You can make good jokes without having to use sex. It requires something call wit.
2006-11-23 09:31:53 · answer #8 · answered by nicolefc_123 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha ha, i love that.. i think its witty and funny,,, pat yourself on the back...
2006-11-23 09:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny, but that would soo suck lol
2006-11-23 09:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋