Ok is santa real and if not does this mean mrs clause is available?

Question

If so how should i ask her out ? where should i take her ?. Im 18 i heard she was 23 thats ok.

Answer 1

I'm Ms. Clause.. i'm not 23, but 19.. Mr. Clause is my dad, and my mom's not 23 either.. she's 40... so if you'd like to date her go ahead, but why settle for a snack when you can have the buffet?? lol..

Answer 2

Sorry, someone lied. Mrs. Santa (her surname is spelled Claus, by the way. Clause is something to do with verbs and gerunds and grammar) is closer to 123 than 23, so you might not have a lot in common. You could always try Bingo, as I understand ladies past a certain age enjoy that sort of stuff. Or you ccould take her go cart racing and see what happens. But that's all hypothetical because Santa is real. And this time of year, he gets realer and realer with each passing day. And if you doubt that, you're going to find coal in your stocking.....

Answer 3

We have a problem deciding just which Santa Claus we are talking about. The name is German for St. Nicholas who was a Catholic bishop, so probably not much chance of a Mrs Claus there.

The origins go back much further to the animist religions of pre-Christian Germany and the old man of the forest who carried away those who did not eat and drink enough at the midwinter feast. After Christianity took hold, he was referred to as Old Father Christmas and was a monster who ate naughty children. If there's an Old Mother Christmas, she's probably about 2,500 years old and not really suitable material for an 18 year old.

The two legends merged in the early 20th century to give the jolly bearded Cocacola drinking fellow with the sleigh. If he's got a wife, she's probably similarly old and fat with a beard to match and quite lonely with the old man being out all night on Christmas eve, so you're in with a chance there.

Answer 4

No Santa was real but he's passed away. Mrs. Clause, on the other hand, is ready, willing and able. By the way, she's 25, is that still OK?

Answer 5

Sorry dude, Mrs. Clause is taken by the living, breathing Santa.

Answer 6

Depends really, santa does exist, but not in the way people perceive/mention him.

He's actually an elf and has many fat guys working for him, there is a Mrs Clause, which by the way is absolutely stunning, and she's been sexually frustrated as her husband doesn't satisfy her in bed, his body is the size of the penis she wants inside her.

This is your chance, go, go and get her, she says she loves 18 year olds in her annual radio address...

Here's where to find Santa, beat him up and sleep with his stunning wife, Stephanie Clause:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=santa+clause&ie=UTF8&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.048013,59.238281&latlng=33483494,-111990984,5763770761634070251&ei=vSBmRfbsOoW82ALWmsyPBw

This is what she looks like:
http://media.g4tv.com/gallery/5433_m.jpg

Answer 7

Sorry. I'm going to have to disillusion you. Santa isn't real and that means Mrs Claus is a fantasy woman. While fantasy women might have their uses you unfortunately can't marry them. I guess you'll have to keep exercising your imagination along with your right hand.

Answer 8

hahah there is a Santa what are you talking about??? I've never met a person with their last name as Clause before, wow how did you find her lol

Answer 9

First santa is just your parents and there is no mrs. clause. You are one messed up person.

Answer 10

properly the historic saint Nick became yet he has probable perished by now and his legend lives on as Santa. So surely he 0.5 way does. I dont comprehend if that solutions your question, yet it really is what i imagine. yet i Belieive and that i imagine it helps the spirit of Christmas Alive.