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A businessman stepped inside an elevator and there was a blonde inside who greeted him with a bright "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back at her and, once again, said "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F means

Thanks Goodness It's Friday...... . Get it? Duuhhh?"

The man answered "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'."

2006-11-23 09:08:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

LMAO THATS FUNNY here's another one:

a blonde goes into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. her feet don't fit in it for some reason, so she thinks there is something wrong with the shoes.
she gets another pair and experiences the same problem.
finally, the clerk sighs and says to the blonde, "TGIF".
the blonde is confused, since it is only wednesday, but ignores him and goes back to trying to get her shoes on.
the clerk says again,"TGIF".
the blonde is still confused, and still goes back to trying her shoes on.
finally, the clerk says, TGIF, dumba$$! TOES GO IN FIRST!"

2006-11-23 09:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0 0

I really like that one lol! it's not many jokes i find funny but this one did the job!!

2006-11-23 09:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Kas-O 7 · 0 0

Good One!

2006-11-23 09:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by missamerican_pie007 2 · 0 0

Lol! That was funny, but I have heard of it before.

2006-11-23 20:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

lol, thats something iv never heard before and its pretty good

2006-11-23 09:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by joe c 3 · 0 0

ha ha

2006-11-23 10:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by justwondering 2 · 0 0

Great........lol......thanks

2006-11-23 09:11:03 · answer #7 · answered by Rickard 3 · 0 0

funny

2006-11-23 09:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol.....omg thats funni!!

2006-11-23 09:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by vinci 2 · 0 0

lol..ahaha..indeed it is here..turkey day!

2006-11-23 09:11:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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