2006-11-23 08:42:28 · 14 answers · asked by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
It can be considered assault.
Here's a better idea. Take the batteries out of the remote and put them back in up-side-down. When it doesn't work, he'll figure it's bad batteries and replace them. However, most guys look at how the current set are installed before replacing them (instead of looking at the + - symbols). He'll put in the replacement batteries up-side-down. After having to get up to change the channel a time or two, he'll give up.
If you want a really sneaky idea you can re-program a Game Boy to act as a universal remote. Then just sit there "playing games". Every time he changes channel, just change it back. I saw a boy do this to his dad and the dad was going nuts trying to figure out what was wrong with the remote.
2006-11-23 08:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's illegal, but I suggest that you use a anti-bark collar. You strap the collar on your husband while he is staring blankly at the TV. Keep the remote with you at a distance. When he asks for the remote, the bark collar gives him a shock when he speaks. The first time it's not too bad, but every time after that that he speaks, the shock gets more intense. It finally gets to "level 6" and I can guarantee he won't ask for the remote ever again after that.
Batteries not included. Some assembly required.
2006-11-23 08:47:48 · answer #2 · answered by SafetyDancer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah its illegal.
haha
hide it from him.
when he goes looking all over the place for it, take it and change the channel, watch what you want, and hide it again. he will still be looking for the remote when you are watching what you want.
2006-11-23 10:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by Itsallaboutmehunni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I got nailed by an electric fence not long ago. It definitely caught my attention.
2016-05-23 00:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah
2006-11-23 08:45:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's only legal in Texas and Louisiana.
2006-11-23 08:44:38 · answer #6 · answered by PS 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is illegal. There are other ways to take possession of the remote. Stick it down your crotch while having your period, he will never touch it again.
2006-11-23 08:45:54 · answer #7 · answered by Dovahkiin 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yes, but titty twisters do the job sufficiently!
2006-11-23 08:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Bella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one made me laugh, what a clever thought!
You go girl!
2006-11-23 08:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by eyes_of_iceblue 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats sum redneck s h i t! who owns a cattle prod. stop shocking ur brother please.
2006-11-23 08:44:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋