Okay so we've all herd this joke i think but there r a lot of versions in my opinion so here is mine:
There are two brothers. One owns a cat and one does not. the one that owns the cat decied to go on a trip for two years...and leave his cat w/ his brother. So the cat brother - doug - left him with his brother - pete - while he went to Ireland. Before he left here was a convo they had
Doug: Ill call every other day and ask how he is doing
Pete: Okay thats fine. Have fun
Doug: Bye.
So in two days doug calls pete
Doug: Hey Pete
Pete: Hey Doug
Doug Hows my cat
Pete Just grand
Doug: Good Bye now
Pete Bye.
2 days later:
Doug: Hey Pete
Pete: Hey Doug
Doug Hows my cat
Pete Just grand
Doug: Good Bye now
Pete Bye.
This goes on for a year and a half intill one day:
Doug: Hey Pete
Pete: Hey Doug
Doug Hows my cat
Pete He died
Doug: WHAT!
Pete He died,
Doug: you shouldnt have told me like that. your not suppose to tell me flat out! your suppose to build up to
2006-11-23
08:35:37
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it. Like today you should of said...Im sorry your cats stuck on the roof but we cant get him down. Then next time we call be like Doug, we got him down but hes at the vet in harsh conditions. Then next time say Doug im sorry he's dead. That way I would have been prepared.
Pete; Okay
Doug: So hows mom
Pete: Shes stuck on the roof and we cant get her down.
The end
Now I herd this joke a while ago and was reminded of it from seventh heaven and now im posting it.
2006-11-23
08:38:03 ·
update #1