A big stubbled gun-slinging man saunders into a saloon in the wild west america with his pet crocodile.
After storming to the bar and ordering a whiskey on the rocks he notices a lot of scared looking people glancing at him.
A small man to his left looks at him with a patronising glaze. "You're not that hard" he states confidently.
The big man stands up, drops his trousers whips his c*ck out of his pants sticks it in the crocodiles mouth, tickles the crocodile and the crodile slams his mouth shut on the big mans fella.
He then pokes the croc in the eye, the croc opens his mouth and the man calmly does up his trousers and sits back down on the stool.
"There" he shouts clearly audible to the room, "anybody else brave enough to do that and I'll leave this saloon and never return"
After a moments silence a croaky voice comes from the back of the room.
"Ok" trembles a small west country boy, "I will, but just promise you won't poke me in the eye afterwards!"
2006-11-23 08:31:34 · 9 answers · asked by england til i die 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the big mans fella ,was he gay,and where did he bite his fella .If ur american this will make no sense
2006-11-23 08:38:58 · answer #1 · answered by wilson picket 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.
Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."
"So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat ’em now?""
2006-11-23 08:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thas tha same as 1 i herd ages ago but it woz a pub and a donkey sori purti funi stil tho u can av a star
2016-03-29 06:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10 very gd
2006-11-23 08:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he did would he be poked in the eye with a sharp p***k ?
2006-11-24 02:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-23 08:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by kay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 08:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol good1 he he he he he he cb
2006-11-23 08:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-23 08:40:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋