2006-11-23 08:27:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ah, another excellent question.
I believe you are searching for the book of Effervescence, chapter 11 verse 4-6.
"...and lo, the Charlatan of Azimuth looked upon the leavings of the feast of Thomas of Chutney, and, at last sated, engaged in the loosening of the holy belt of Equitatus, in His name.
And, belching mightily, the Lord extracted from the offal the forked bone of Thomas, and cast it amongst the heavenly host, that they might contest with it for His favor, saying 'Let he with the hunger everlasting, be sated in my presence. Let the cranberries and candied yams be forthcoming, and let all who set stock in the setting of stock, let their soup pots o'er flow. Suffer unto me the eggnog and pumpkin pies.
Thus the forked bone came unto the angel's Flatulancia and Incontonancia, who in turn grasped and grappled for it until, at the end of their contest, Flatulancia emerged the victor, and winning favor with the Lord, was in turn granted dominion over those lips which hath never spoken a lie..."
2006-11-23 08:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Murph 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Leviticus 13:14 Do not covet the long side of the turkey wishbone.
2006-11-23 16:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ummmm...turkeys are a north american bird.They weren't known to bibilical peoples.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_bird
Your wish will only come true if you get the long part of the wishbone, so choose your grip carefully! ;)
2006-11-23 16:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by tendrel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it's up from the verse that says coke and pizza go well together.
2006-11-23 16:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by Br. Dymphna S.F.O 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's in Isaiah chapter twenty-four. What's yer point?
2006-11-23 16:31:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
that isnt in the bible its just a made up legend
2006-11-23 16:30:52 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy Duke 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋