A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
She wakes up shocked and sees this koala bear going down on her, and she decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that".
The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.
The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.
PROSTITUTE
(n) a person receiving payment for sexual services.
The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear.
KOALA
(n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.
2006-11-23 08:23:19 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLOL!!! haha that was f*cking awesome, no pun intended
2006-11-23 08:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chortle!
2006-11-23 08:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
Happy Thanksgiving,
Beverly S.
2006-11-23 08:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-11-23 08:26:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This joke always makes me chuckle
2006-11-23 08:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty witty i usually can guess the end of jokes but i didn't see that one coming (no pun intended)
2006-11-23 08:31:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I know what I want to be in the next life. Thanks !
You know what they say "worth one in the hand or two in the bush"
2006-11-24 02:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL....woohoo...go koala bear !!!
2006-11-23 10:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7.5. Not as funny as I thought, but still pretty good.
2006-11-23 08:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a prostitute on my hand will get two in her bush.
good joke. thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-23 09:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by B Pizzle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋