It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.
"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your ****," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"
At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra.
The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.
"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."
Again she said no and again he persuaded her.
This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.
The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. "Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"
2006-11-23 07:54:43 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its not funny ,it hilarioussssssssssssss rofl 10/10
2006-11-23 07:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2006-11-23 12:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mark P. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the jokes kinda funny.What's not funny is that I've seen YOUR wife and if you'd tried that with her the gorrilla would turn gay.How do you not kill yourself?
2006-11-23 08:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats good one..first thought i would be care taker dressed up or something lol
2006-11-23 07:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by elliesher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For some reason, I don't find it funny. I feel sorry for the wife and angry for the stupid phucking husband!
2006-11-23 07:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Niceeee. guess he was paying her bak for telling him no wen he was in d mood.
2006-11-23 08:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaahha omg omg omg omg omg pay backs a ***** lmao hahahha
2006-11-23 07:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg mean husband
2006-11-23 08:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAH niceeeeeeee
2006-11-23 07:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by noname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhh, UGA BUGA!
2006-11-23 07:59:04 · answer #10 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋