It's Good To See That You're Thinking
A preschool teacher is having a lesson on colors. She has an intuitive curriculum, and wants to get her students thinking. She starts off saying, "I am thinking of a green vegetable. What is it?" A boy says "Brocolli" and the teacher says, "No, it was a green pepper. But it's good to see that you're thinking."
Then she says, "I am now thinking of a yellow fruit. What is it?" A girl says "A lemon" and the teacher says, "No, it was a banana, but it's good to see that you're thinking."
Dirty Ernie says, "I've got a good one, teach. What's in my pants, is long, hard, and has a pink end?" "ERNIE!!!" shrieks the teacher, "IT BETTER NOT BE WHAT I'M THINKING OF!!!" and Dirty Ernie says, "No, it's a pencil, but it's good to see that you're thinking."
2006-11-23 07:47:07 · 13 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a cracker pmfsl 10/10
2006-11-23 07:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart *** guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2006-11-23 07:49:32 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahah, dirty ernie wants to bone his teacher
2006-11-23 07:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! i like dirty ernie!
2006-11-23 07:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-23 07:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by Kimberly H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats funny
2006-11-23 08:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by elliesher 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but not enough to laugh out loud
2006-11-23 07:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by kammy r 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wan't funny enought to make me laugh tho.
2006-11-23 07:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by :D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao kids are funny
2006-11-23 07:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL..thanks for the laugh! :-D
2006-11-23 07:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by AnGeLeYeZ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋