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are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.I want 2 travel around the world with my darling husband,saidthe wife. Two tickets 4 a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand...Husband says - sorry love but my wish is 2 have a wife 30yrs younger than me.So the fairy waves her wand & the husband becomes 92.Moral of the story;men who are ungrateful bas-ards should remember - fairies are f--kin females.

2006-11-23 07:18:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

pmsfl lololololol ha ha ha ha ha ha cant ha ha ha type ha ah ah ha ha ha ha nice 1

2006-11-23 07:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0 0

Immoral of the tale is that the international is crammed with pu**s so how the hell could all of us be attentive to what gender a fairy is? On that concern a 2nd- in case you had began the ladder climb in politics- does not you say that to inspire homosexuality had no hazard of failure simply by fact for a million reason on my own it definitely advantages the planet- ie. the delivery fee does not be as extreme because it ought to be- and if it exchange into your social gathering that welcomed them- you will have their help on the elections- could you have been as unethical as our goverment has? Or could you say that when you enter the geographical regions of depravity and condone gross, indecent and immoral acts- which you enable the international to be open to the mercy of the wicked? We have been taught that the romans have been thoroughly debauched and using women for each thing yet exhilaration exchange into thoroughly sexist- in case you're lady- at this element are you able to easily think of for a 2nd- what it may be elect to have your clit bumped off or worse nonetheless- to be deserted to the sink on a similar time as your husband sha*s his mate.

2016-10-12 23:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

it's like the joke when the fairy tells the wife "you can have anything, but your husband will have it double". so, the woman says "I want 100 mil dollars". the fairy replies "your husband will have 200 mill dollars". the woman then asks to be young, beautiful and sexy again , and her final wish was "I want a little heart attack".

2006-11-23 07:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by julie 2 · 0 0

Wrong-Robbie Williams is a f*ckin fairy!!!!

2006-11-23 07:28:23 · answer #4 · answered by CHARLIEDONTSURF 2 · 0 0

I concur.... I always liked Tinkerbell better then Peter Pan!!!!

2006-11-23 07:22:07 · answer #5 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 1 0

lmao bloody women lol

2006-11-23 07:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0 0

that one got alot more than a chuckle...well good...i love it...still sniggering infact!!!!!...lmfao....xxxx...........10 minutes later i go to the edit button...still laffing...best one i have read on here

2006-11-23 07:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your name says it all thats good

2006-11-23 07:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0 0

LMAO I love it.

2006-11-23 07:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by Joshua 6 · 0 0

good one, lol

2006-11-23 07:21:42 · answer #10 · answered by jo w 4 · 0 0

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