2006-11-23 06:37:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Because you're a pig !!
2006-11-23 06:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by Setsuna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this hypothetical? When I was in the war, water was a precious commodity, bathing wasn't done very often. You are probably suffering from two basic problems, first, clogged pores. Dirt clogs your pores and they become irritated. And secondly, you have probably developed various tinea infections (fungal -- like athlete's feet, jock itch etc.). You REALLY should try and bathe. If you don't have access to various anti fungla creams, try exposing the affected areas to direct sunlight. Let those areas air out. Change you clothes, they too get dirty and can cause itching. *In a Gen. Patton gruff and gravelly voice* Now then, go hit the showers!!!
2006-11-23 06:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by Doc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever sniffed the garbage dump?
Sounds like your skin is beginning to give off methane. That's the gas organic filth converts to, if left alone.
If you abstain for another two weeks you can go into business selling an alternative to oil and competing with Exxon etal.
2006-11-23 06:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you havent taken a shower in 2 weeks.
:)
2006-11-23 06:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by love*pink 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why havnt you had a shower in 2 weeks?
2006-11-23 06:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by kayleigh e 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi there !
something wrong with you ..?
Where do you stay ?
which part of the world you belong to ?
water scarcity ?
laziness ?
too busy with the work ?
asking questions for the sake of asking ?
come on...be practical....
think twice before taking decisions like this...
best wishes.... and we will also pray for you...
2006-11-23 06:44:38 · answer #6 · answered by suresh k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why haven't you showered in that time? You obviously have access to a computer , why not a shower. Do you have open sores , bugs??
2006-11-23 06:43:17 · answer #7 · answered by m t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man i thought the turkey was burning now i know it was you that i smelled man you stink TAKE A SHOWER LOL!!!!
2006-11-23 06:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should give more details on what you mean by burn......
That's really gross by the way! I don't know why i am answering this....
2006-11-23 06:39:55 · answer #9 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that dirt burns.
2006-11-23 06:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by maggiepirsq 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is what happens right before you spontaneously combust.
2006-11-23 06:49:08 · answer #11 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋