A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
2006-11-23 06:14:50 · 28 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too....
2006-11-23 06:15:06 · update #1
Thats too funny. Imma try that next time I get pulled over!!!! LMFAO ;)
2006-11-23 06:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard/read this joke many times before so the novelty is not there anymore for me. But when I first read it (via email some years ago) it was hilarious. Cant share the same enthusiasm for it right now. Sorry.
2006-11-23 06:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by Taurus 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, that guy is something. Its hilarious. 1-10 its a 8.
2006-11-23 06:21:23 · answer #3 · answered by ---Imperfect Disaster--- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever and made me laugh as well.Not sure I'd have the b#lls to answer like that though!
2006-11-23 06:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by M M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-11-23 06:17:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jumble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahahah, thats a great way to get out of a ticket, lol, i would use that if i wasnt afraid of being shot
2006-11-23 06:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one. I'll use next time i'm caught speeding.
2006-11-23 06:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Everyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They must be selling Christmas Crackers early this year.
2006-11-23 06:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Earwigo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Another ploppy pants classic!!! Well done.
2006-11-23 06:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good,one for the pub tonight
2006-11-23 06:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋