One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said, "I have to sleep with Daddy."
A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
2006-11-23 06:13:30 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They just get better first one was best
2006-11-23 07:46:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the frog one
2006-11-23 14:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard the 1st one before but it makes me laugh every time...never heard the second one but thought it was very funny
2006-11-23 15:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one is better than the first...;
2006-11-23 14:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha a good un 4 sure...the frog one that is.....
2006-11-23 14:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both not funny, but the first wayyyy not funny
2006-11-23 14:15:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard both all ready on here.. but there funny
2006-11-23 14:15:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad !!!!!!!!! 7/10
2006-11-23 14:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny well done
2006-11-23 14:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by tony b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2006-11-23 14:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋