2006-11-23 06:01:39 · 14 answers · asked by MrsOcultyThomas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No one is older than dirt. If she keeps insisting on it tell her she will find her husband in the mud. ....just kidding. Tell her to attend some social gatherings and look for fun and enjoyment in life. When she is happy enough and free of fear from getting old. surely even without looking for it, some one will notice that and her prince will come.
2006-11-23 06:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why does she want one?
I had a maiden aunt who said that since she had a fireplace that smoked, a parrot that swore, a dog the farted and otherwise smelled bad and a cat that stayed out all night, she had absolutely no need of a husband.
She may have been stretching it some though, after she passed on we found hidden in a strongbox a faded bridal veil and a cookbook with a bullet hole through it.
2006-11-23 14:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
send her my way as if She is older than 95 and younger than 62 might have a problem between those ages no problem as I can help her find a husband. by the way I'm old enough to know better and to young to resist.
2006-11-23 14:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Logically, if sediment rates remain a constant, look at the strata underneath the dirt.
2006-11-23 14:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by TCFKAYM 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how old? and if so damn dirt is some old sh!t. maybe she sould go to an oldfolks home and see if there any other people older than dirt there who are singal. hook up and have oldie sex in the janitor closit. lol
2006-11-23 14:03:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
if shes old, she does not need a husband.. or she should have tried earlier.. she sint getting a husband if shes old as dirt...
2006-11-23 14:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by Emma aka UMA 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lots of husbands about (they all seem to be married)..... but if shes single she should look for a single guy....
But seriously, tell her to involve herself in the things she enjoys, and she will meet a like minded man who will have something in common.
2006-11-23 14:08:06 · answer #7 · answered by Tollguy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My wife din't find a husband until she was in her 40's. It happens.
2006-11-23 14:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by bocasbeachbum 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What makes you think she is looking, and since when does your opinion mean crap to her?
2006-11-23 14:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by firewomen 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Anywhere, just tell her not to look desperate.
2006-11-23 14:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by Setsuna 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋