Whats a penguins favourite band??
Answer: Seal
2006-11-23 05:51:43 · 5 answers · asked by sugar cherry hooters 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A penguin takes his car to the local garage for an oil change.
The attendant told him it would be ready in an hour, so the
penguin went for a walk to get and ice cream. It was so hot
that he dripped ice cream on his lapel.
When the penquin gets back to the garage his car is not ready.
The attendant approaches the penguin and says--- I looks like
you blew a seal.---- the penguin says -- Oh no that's just ice
cream!! hahahaha
Hows that?
2006-11-23 06:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by james r 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol heres some. They aren't very good...
1. Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank
2. Why can't penguins fly?
Because they don't have enough money to buy plane tickets.
3. What Emperor wears only black and white and orange?
An emperor penguin
4. Where do Penguins go to dance?
To a snowball
5. What do Penguins drink out of?
Beakers
6. How do little penguins get to school?
By icicle
7. What do Penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps
8. Why don't you see penguins in Britain?
Because they're scared of wales.
9. What do penguins sing on their birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
10. Why do penguins in a nest always agree?
Because they don't want to fall out.
11. How do penguins like their drinks?
On the rocks.
2006-11-23 13:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seals eat penguins, you know.
2006-11-23 14:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but i no 1 about a duck..............this duck went to Walgreen's and the cashier said you want some chap stick then the duck said yea just put it on my bill.............lol
2006-11-23 13:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by dimples 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but that is a good 1!!LOL
2006-11-23 14:34:05 · answer #5 · answered by vinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋