This is really mean but we laugh about it every yr. Do u have a certain relative that no1 wants to sit by at a holiday dinner? And why not? We do- we love "HER" to death but she always digs at her scalp and it ends up on her shirt! u just wanna throw up! My dad will say something sometimes but he don't wanna hurt her feelings so most of the time we all end up getting half sick and leaving the table then she gets mad and don't know why.(she's 70 something)
2006-11-23 05:47:59 · 11 answers · asked by same girl/new name :) 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I'm not trying to be rude. I love her! but could u "honestly" eat dinner when some1 is digging the scalp off their head and it's falling all over? then she uses that hand to pick up a roll or something to give u? lol!
2006-11-23 06:29:35 · update #1
ew! lol yeah i have a smelly aunt that no one wants to sit by... i know, how do you tell em to take a bath or whatever? you would think they would know to clean up for speacial occasions
2006-11-23 05:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by DEVIL IN A BLUE DRESS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put crackers on the table (ok it is thanksgiving, but can you not push forward christmas a little?) make everyone pull the crackers as soon as they sit down and have a rule that you HAVE TO WEAR THE HAT all the way through dinner. Put all the jokes from the crackers on the table in the middle. If you touch your head at anytime during dinner you have to stand up and tell a joke from the pile, and cannot eat for 2 minutes after you have told the joke. If you run out of jokes you have to stand up and make one up yourself. By the time she has done all that, hopefully you will have all finished your dinner and can make your excuses and leave. To make it more genuine, one or two of you can touch your head to make her feel more at ease. If you make the others laugh you get the toy from the cracker too!
2006-11-23 05:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by bikbokkop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
howdy guy dat is a very unhappy tale im so sorry i no its annoying yet extremely suggestion from me is to be sturdy . i tink ur being paranoid approximately seein urself because of the fact the "bizarre youngster" im a 21yr previous guy and im additionally bizarre nicely human beings say it alot . ur no longer bizarre and wat uv went by makes u a desirable individual 2 av survived it im particular if u easily tried socialisin human beings will c u as an interestin guy. iv been depressed 4 yrs iv tried 2 kill my self yet basically couldnt do it and im happy coz i dont desire 2 take the cowards way out . my suggestion 2u is dont provide up do someting constructive wit ur existence and dont enable d previous devour u . u are a hero guy
2016-12-10 14:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should just sit at the kids table and dodge that bullet all together.
2006-11-23 05:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someday you'll be in your 70's too. How will you feel if your relatives shun you?
2006-11-23 05:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by cheyennetomahawk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humm , you know her . not us ,, so its hard to come up with something ,, get up a collection and offer to get her a make over and hope she likes it ..if that dont work ,, shoot her shes old anyway .. just kidding
2006-11-23 06:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by livehanger2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-11-23 05:50:50 · answer #7 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
PUT HER AT THE END OF THE TABLE
OR TELL HER TO EAT IN HER ROOM
2006-11-23 07:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
be nice to her its the holidays atleast you get to spend it with your family
2006-11-23 06:12:21 · answer #9 · answered by danny20_2002us 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have your dad sit by her..c'mon, this is Thanksgiving, get over it! she's family!
2006-11-23 05:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by dedeshry1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋