Well I am a BLONDE but i love jokes about them
Who will fall first to the ground?The blonde or the Brunette
The brunette b/c the Blonde needs to stop for directions!
The blonde walked in the store to get her hair perm.She is one of thoses girls that need things in her ears to LIVE.Well,when she gets there she needs to take them off.She screams NO!It's something I must live for! But the lady takes it off.She but the things for the ears her ears and started saying Breath in breath out!Hahah and yes the Blonde did die
Oh another classic I made up (well unless somebody else did it before me)
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2006-11-23 05:14:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
totally, for sure... I just got a manicure! my makeup its smearing, I just lost an earing! 25, 34... I don't know the stupid score. GO GO FIGHT FIGHT... Gee I HOPE I LOOK ALRIGHT
2006-11-23 05:24:46 · update #1
The last one was too good ! I liked it ! Thanks for your generosity, broad mindedness and sportsman spirit !! All the best !!!
2006-11-23 05:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol =)!!!!! I am a blonde too and I love blonde jokes!
2006-11-23 13:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by gnarhobbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-11-23 13:16:37 · answer #3 · answered by â?¥ Pawya! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 13:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by krazy with a c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋