A man took the opportunity to paint the toilet seat while his wife is away. After he finished, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator. The wife came home sooner than expected and headed to the bathroom. She sat down and got the toilet seat stuck to her rear end. She became upset and, in a panic, shouted to her husband to drive her to the doctor.
She put on a large overcoat to cover the stuck seat and off they went. When they got to the doctor's office, the man lifted his wife's coat to show her predicament.
The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replied. "But never framed."
2006-11-23 04:53:00 · 7 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol!!!!! Where do you get these jokes??? I loved one of them so much i printed it off and have read it to everyone lol!
2006-11-23 05:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are quite bad,I assume this is why you never put them in the jokes and riddles category.
2006-11-23 16:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed my *** Off.
2006-11-23 13:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why you wipe before you sit! lol
2006-11-23 12:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by pilotmanitalia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha. nicee
2006-11-23 12:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by Amers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you telling us a riddle?
2006-11-23 12:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by favourprosperity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You made me smile eventhough I have tears in my eyes, hehe. Thanks!
2006-11-23 13:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋