yo mama is so fat she had to be baptisted at seaworld
yo mama is so fat she took all the seat in movie theater
yo mama is so old she babysat cain and abel
yo mama is so old she had moses in her yearbook
yo mama is so old she was the waitress at the last supper
2006-11-23 04:27:48 · 12 answers · asked by sum guy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so ugly she can make an onion cry
2006-11-23 04:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo Mama so gruesome she would be in a position to Trick-or-cope with on the telephone. Yo Mama so large we can see her from the moon. Yo Mama so large Jupiter is now the 2nd best planet. Yo Mama so large while she walks in front of the solar it is spoke of as a mamar eclipse. Yo Mama so large while she floats interior the water she's seen an Island. Yo Mama so large Octomus best says damn she's extensive. Yo Mama so large Gabriel Iglesias has upload a clean point of fattness. Yo Mama so large there at the instant are 8 continents
2016-12-10 14:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-23 04:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by Nuttie Nettie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her to do the robot and R2D2 came back with AIDS.
Yo mama is so fat, she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singin "We are Family! Even though your bigger than me!"
2006-11-23 04:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard all of those except for the Cain and Abel one. How about this:
Yo momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd.
Yo momma so short, she can do backflips UNDERNEATH the bed.
Yo momma poor, she eats Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
2006-11-23 04:33:13 · answer #5 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No
Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!"
and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so fat, when she
went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY,
KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of
her!
Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
2006-11-23 04:37:43 · answer #6 · answered by peacelove. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, everytime she steps she makes cracks and gives herself bad luck.
2006-11-23 04:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama so stupid she went to Neiman Marcus and tried to use a VISA credit card!
LOL!
2006-11-23 04:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so ugly, when she cried her teardrop rolled down the back of her head.
2006-11-23 04:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mommas soo fat that when she walked out side wearin a red shirt everyone yelled "Hey Hey Hey !Its Faat Albeerrtt!"
2006-11-23 04:29:25 · answer #10 · answered by WoahLileh... 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋