a. Strippers crash your family party. Instead of being sweet though, they are cranky and fart a lot and throw things at your mother.
b. Grandma dies at the table. Her death rattle stirs up some vomit and fecal release. There is an unspoken concensus that this enhanced the tastiness of the turkey.
c. Syria attacks Iran, destroying each other in snowy dust of mutually assured destruction.
d. While you are eating your luxorious meal your computer gets a virus that robs your banks accounts. The FDIC? They're on a holiday! The virus also oversamples the lyric 'who is mike jones?' a plentiful random times into every mp3 in your library.
e. Navtive Americans attack. After years of relative peace they decide they gave into our imperialist agenda too easily. A big one weilds a large tomahawk, kissed onto its blunt edge the promise of many scalpings.
2006-11-23 03:58:08 · 8 answers · asked by judgemartiniz 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My own.
two relatives are fighting with ewch other and it boils over at the dinner table.
One ask the other to pass the potatoes and he picks up and spud and hurls it at him, smacking him in the chest with it
2006-11-23 04:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 0⤋
. Grandma dies at the table. Her death rattle stirs up some vomit and fecal release. There is an unspoken concensus that this enhanced the tastiness of the turkey. that would suck
a. Strippers crash your family party. Instead of being sweet though, they are cranky and fart a lot and throw things at your mother. not a big deal well just throw her out.
. Syria attacks Iran, destroying each other in snowy dust of mutually assured destruction.
NOT IN MY COUNTRY SO WHO CARES dont effect us much we are very cabable of gettin our own oil and things.
While you are eating your luxorious meal your computer gets a virus that robs your banks accounts. The FDIC? They're on a holiday! The virus also oversamples the lyric 'who is mike jones?' a plentiful random times into every mp3 in your library
DONT HAVE ANY MONEY IN THE BANK and can earase the music out of the mp3
Navtive Americans attack. After years of relative peace they decide they gave into our imperialist agenda too easily. A big one weilds a large tomahawk, kissed onto its blunt edge the promise of many scalpings. HMM GUNS VS TOMAHAWH think i can win there.
2006-11-23 04:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b. Grandma dies at the table. Her death rattle stirs up some vomit and fecal release. There is an unspoken concensus that this enhanced the tastiness of the turkey.
2006-11-23 04:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by epbr123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 07:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by catherine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B. i woudl hate 4 my grandma 2 die that way & on thanksgiving!!
2006-11-23 03:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by bbball luvr_007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you have against Syria and Iran? You're obviously racist.
2006-11-23 03:59:52 · answer #6 · answered by Dieguito Maradona 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
b
2006-11-23 04:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-23 03:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by dana brown 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋