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I did at school once and had to sit in a class room with it. I had to avoid being next to anyone for too long to avoid anyone detecting the smell

2006-11-23 03:50:28 · 32 answers · asked by what's up 1 in Society & Culture Etiquette

32 answers

Indeed, sharting sounds good. It has happened to almost everyone if they have lived long enough.
A mate of mine did it. Went to loo, cleaned his bottom, took off pants, and threw them in bin.
Then back on with Levi's and class.
Only happened to me once, at home. A nasty business indeed, sharting one's knickers!!!

2006-11-23 18:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

Crikey! Same thing happened to me. I was only 8 and I'd had cheesecake for the first time the night before and 5 minutes before the hometime school bell, I sh*t my pants. It was honking. I didnt want to let on that it was me so I sat there pretending I was trying to source the smell same as everyone else. I then had a half hour walk then a bus ride, I had to sit on that bus with a big pancake in my pants. When I got home, I threw my pants into the disused undersink cupboard. I then sh*t my bed that night and in the morning my mum found the offensive pants! Horrible experience.

2006-11-25 09:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0 0

OH YES!!!!!! My friend, as a 51 year old man, let me warn you. Sadly, it doesn't get better with age. You will sometimes have all the confidence in the world that what you are about to unleash is the most satistfying, belly deflating fart and ---- OOPS! God Has His laugh! I think He just amuses Himself by watching the faces on people as they experience a fart gone terribly wrong. Here's a little secret....it actually adds a little spice to a marriage! What I mean is, if both partners are occasionally victims of this phenomenon, it keeps them humble! And one can get a little chuckle when it happens to the other. But, what goes around comes around - so it won't be long before the chuckling is reversed. I enjoyed your question! Brought back some funny memories!

2006-11-23 04:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

i feel sooooooo embarrassed even as i write this.......

I went on a school trip to a farm and it happened whilst we were finishing our lunch. I went straight to the toilet....leaving behind some mess. Fortunately the farm smelt anyway, I thought.
Unfortunately for me, yes, I had become the laughing stock of the trip. I had to sit on newspapers, on the coach back home. I was totally drenched and cried my eyes out, in our bathroom.

I did not go to school for a whole week...........poor me, i was only 9 years.

2006-11-23 04:25:00 · answer #4 · answered by cookie 3 · 3 0

No but I farted and shi* my undies on purpose once
I was young, didnt have many friends and was bored and cold

It did the trick...I had no concerns about my undies at that age and in fact used to have some of the very first ADIDAS underwear

I think it was ADIDAS it certainly had three brown stripes in them

2006-11-23 03:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by greydays 4 · 4 2

A friend of mine did that in eighth grade. Of course, he went to the bathroom and cleaned himself up. But when he got back, he told everyone in class about it.

2006-11-23 05:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The technical term for this is "following through".

I performed this feat at primary school. The smell was appalling, and the experience acutely embarrassing.

Shi* happens, mate!

2006-11-23 04:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yes, it happened.
You should have excused yourself and go clean up. Have spare undies in your bag always.

2006-11-23 22:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well when i was not well at school i did fart and it didn't come out as shart just a little watery, luckily i went home and my mum let me stay off school

2006-11-25 13:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, It is called a follow through

2006-11-23 03:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by john r 4 · 2 1

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