2006-11-23 03:43:34 · 32 answers · asked by georgie 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
For Sale
by: Shel Silverstein
One sister for sale!
One sister for sale!
One crying and spying young sister for sale!
I’m really not kidding,
So who’ll start the bidding?
Do I hear the dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn’t there, isn’t there, isn’t there any
One kid that will buy this old sister for sale,
This crying and spying young sister for sale?
** That's one of our family's favorite poem =)
2006-11-23 03:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by pinniethewooh 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not interested in buying her for keeps but can I have a monthly lease and return next year?
I'm planning a bank job and a sista would make a great alibi!
2006-11-23 03:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u said plz read??? read wot??? by the way i saw a bro for sale on here the other day.. so shame shame she got there first... gutter is u only sold for 5p.... the zoo will be picking you tomorrow.... lol....(sorry but i am a little sis and know brothers can be such a pain in the butt!!!!)... p.s you may think your sis is being a pain but she is teaching you a very important lesson, for if u can cope with her u will then be able to cope with ur wife later on in life!!!!
2006-11-23 03:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by thenickistar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Done! 50p and a half filled book of green shield stamps!
2006-11-23 03:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about I do you a swap, mine for your's?
Mine lives in Dublin and I have not seen her for two years so I get on with her OK but know we will fall out as soon as we meet again.
2006-11-26 07:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'plz read'??
Please read what???
I'll make a deal with you,
If she is good with a hoover and washing up liquid i will give you 50p for her and no more.
Thats only fair.
Is that a deal??
2006-11-23 03:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll buy her for 3 cents tops.
2006-11-23 03:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read what? it would help if there was some thing 2 read lol
2006-11-23 13:19:09 · answer #8 · answered by luvinlife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it might help if there was something to read, have you tried selling her on Ebay
2006-11-23 07:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jovi Freak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much mate...lol and does she perform any tricks lolo
2006-11-23 03:44:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋