2006-11-23 03:43:06 · 21 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Had a couple of drinks in town with a girl and offered to take her to a house party afterwards. As we were driving there I got flashed at by the filth as the suspiciously poncy Range Rover I was in had been stolen that afternoon - by me!
The resulting chase made her puke up and I could only get barely enough distance between myself and the two cop cars to handbrake it around a corner, ditch the car and escape on foot.
The girl (who didn't know it was nicked) sat in the passenger seat as a gibbering wreck and got promptly arrested for her lack of effort.
Needless to say I didn't get a shag from her. I would also like to add that I am a reformed character and a respectable member of society!
I still find this episode funny though.
2006-11-23 16:35:30 · answer #1 · answered by johnnycigarettes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ended up getting drunk and stripped off to my bra and knickers and started jumping around in the dirty river..... but it didnt turn my guy off because 2 years later we are still together.....although at the time he thought I was a bit crazy!
2006-11-23 11:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by Lucy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sex in the female toilets of the local boozer.
followed by a wink in the taxi home made it back to my own house 2 days later.
2006-11-23 11:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by willygromit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stayed the night. Is this naughty? Seemed natural at the time.
2006-11-23 11:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm . . . well i got vry drunk and we took a walk through the park(at nyte) and i was feelin a bit frisky we went 2 a nearby tree, made out and got down on my knees, and well da rest i think u can gather!!lol!!
2006-11-23 12:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by i am wot i am 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
snogged the girl at the next table
2006-11-23 15:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by russellhamuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stole his wallet,jumped in a taxi,slept with his wife,killed his cat,nicked his toaster and sold it on ebay for a tenner
2006-11-23 12:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
got a ******** on a train on the way home
2006-11-23 11:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl who was an adult magazines model, she was very naughty.
2006-11-23 11:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got blind drunk and snogged in full view of a bus queue (im usually very shy!!)...;
2006-11-23 11:46:15 · answer #10 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋