a rich women had three happily married daughters. 1 day she thought of testing her son-in-laws. she called her first son-in-law to her house. while walking down the lake in her house, she pretended to trip and fell into the lake. she sharted shouting "help! i can't swim, help". the son-in-law dived into the lake and saved her. the next day there was a brand new toyota infront of his house with a card saying thank-you signed, your mother-in-law. she did the same thing to the second son-in-law and he saved her. the next day there was a brand new mitsubishi infront of his door with a card saying thank you signed your mother-in-law. it was the turn of the third son-in-law, but he didn't save her and the mother-in-law died. the next day there was a brand new ferari with a car that said thank you signed, your father-in-law
2006-11-23 03:26:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My kind of humor!
LMAO!
Thanks.
2006-11-26 15:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god have you heard the one about the 3 men to bad here it is..
There were three men that wanted to cross a river. the first man said,"God, make me 10x smarter!"
So god made him 10x smarter and the man swam across the river.
the second man said,"God, make me 100x smarter!"
so god made him 100x smarter and the man built a raft and floated across the river.
then the third man said,"God, make me 1000x smarter!"
so god made him into a woman and she walked across the bridge.
2006-11-23 11:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by Newest Cullen member 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee. That's pretty good.
I am SO sorry. I went to give you a thumbs UP and missed gave you a thumbs down by mistake. I'm sorry.
2006-11-23 11:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Awesome LMAO
2006-11-23 11:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very droll, very droll, I do like this type of ditty .
Very good 8/10
2006-11-23 11:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ferrari seems acceptable. LOL.
2006-11-23 11:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by angelinvestor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH!!! Sad but funny!
2006-11-23 11:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was excellent, thumbs up from me.
2006-11-23 11:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH....good joke
2006-11-23 11:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by Dash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o man!!! hahaha
2006-11-23 12:25:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋