A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few feet away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, Apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
2006-11-23 03:25:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OFLOL, that was a good one.........
keep 'em coming
2006-11-23 03:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! but i guess these days.. it's more of a fact rather than a joke!
2006-11-23 11:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
know the table, know the restaurant!, Nice
2006-11-23 11:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Moe!! Woo ! Woo! Woo!
2006-11-23 11:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 11:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-11-23 11:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
2006-11-23 11:27:56 · answer #7 · answered by vixon 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOoooooooooooops, been there done that.
2006-11-23 12:36:33 · answer #8 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋