It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."
"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
"That's one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!"
2006-11-23 03:18:29 · 16 answers · asked by smile♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent, thumbs up.
2006-11-23 03:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)
Nonprofit organization operating under the principle that "animals are not ours to eat, wear, perform experiments on, or use for entertainment."
2006-11-23 08:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry i didnt get the joke!
So what? He didnt know that it was the same turkey, what's the big deal? How the hell would he know?
2006-11-23 04:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHa!
And now what does the butcher have to say?
2006-11-26 13:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an extremely EDERLY COUPLE take place AT A attorneys place of work AND ANNOUNCE they like a DIVORCE...THE attorney ASKS "HOW long have you ever 2 BEEN MARRIED?"....the guy REPLIES.."sixty two YEARS"....."nicely WHY do you prefer a DIVORCE NOW?"....THE spouse SAYS.."we've by no ability chum yet another...EVER"...."sure...yet lower back..WHY GET DIVORCED NOW?" REPEATS THE attorney....."nicely...WE concept IT became ultimate TO break up in basic terms AFTER the youngsters HAD DIED"..
2016-10-17 10:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. good joke. have a happy thanksgiving
2006-11-23 03:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol happy thanksgiving
2006-11-23 03:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by just wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is the man a blonde?
2006-11-23 04:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny! I like it.
2006-11-23 03:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-23 03:47:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋