Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I had the worst Freudian slip the other day."
The other man responds, "What the hell is a Freudian slip?" "You know," says the first man. "It's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about.
Like the other day I was at the airport, and this really sexy lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I asked her for 'two pickets to Tittsburgh." The second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking about. It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the orange juice, but instead I said, 'You ruined my life, b1tch!'"
2006-11-23 03:16:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
only the other day i wanted to be passed the remote control and accidentally said " sit on my face and wriggle about" so it happens to the best of us
2006-11-23 03:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by musicman 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Every Mom I know has a story like 4 or 5 -- kids are a hazard to your dignity.
2016-05-22 22:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, that is a great one!! thanks for the laugh, it has started my day off so great.
when i was a vet tech student, the professor asked a question about a skin disorder, to which the answer was creeping eruptions...i answered out loud, "creeping erections." lmao. it still cracks me up whenever i think about it.
2006-11-23 03:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah , thats the kinda Freud i like !
2006-11-23 04:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. That's halarious
2006-11-23 03:18:20 · answer #5 · answered by Alana B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Larry, or do I mean that !!!!!!! Maybe another slip up, you decide!!
2006-11-23 04:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but I love it
2006-11-23 03:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 03:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
PML......very funny......... just hope you don't mean it:)
2006-11-23 03:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-23 03:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋