A man takes his father to the doctor.
At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year."
On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?"
So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS."
On the way home, his son asks, "Dad, why did you lie to your friends?"
His dad replies, "'Cause when I die, I don't want them trying to **** your mother!"
2006-11-23 03:08:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-11-23 03:54:25 · update #1
hahahahahahaha funny omg sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
2006-11-23 03:13:15 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
good 1!
2006-11-23 03:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by Drowned in English! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-23 03:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
soooo old,get some new ones,ehh
2006-11-23 11:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny!
2006-11-23 03:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
9/10 - excellent..........
2006-11-23 03:15:02 · answer #6 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋