Breast Implants. Who needs 'em?

Question

A couple had been married for several years when suddenly the wife decides she'd like to have breast implants.
The husband says, "Now, honey, you know we can't afford that kind of thing right now."
"But I see you looking at other women....," pleaded his wife, "and I want to be as attractive as they are to you."

Days go by and the wife keeps insisting she needs breast implants, despite the protests of her husband. Finally, the husband has had it. So he says to his wife, "Honey, I have an idea. Every day, about twice a day, roll up some toilet paper, then rub it between your breasts. Repeat it 3 or 4 times each time."

"You think that'll make my breasts larger!?" asked his wife.

"Why not?" says the husband, "It worked on your @rse!"

Answer 1

holy $h!t thats funny

Answer 2

Honey, I bet you have luscious knockers. Why screw up a good thing? Women that get implants have security issues with their body. Taken a look at Pam Anderson lately? Her size keeps going up & down. She NEVER needed implants. Look at her when she was on the Tim Allen show, super great figure, and then along comes Bay Watch. Bouncy bouncy, my-oh-my! Unless you're TOTALLY flat, stay away. And only then go maybe one size larger. You never stated your size anyway. A woman (that had implants) I knew put my hand on her breast and it felt like I was rubbing my knee. Really disgusting. I wish that my hoohoo dilly was larger, but I sure as hell am not going to get some operation to satisfy my own selfish ego. I'm pretty much happy with what God gave me. You should do the same.

Answer 3

THATS HOT!!!!!
:D
lmao
:D
hahahahahahahhaha
heehehehehehehehehe
:D
sexy ;)

Answer 4

must be the same brand the girlfriend uses

Answer 5

you are a naughtly litte boy

Answer 6

funny

Answer 7

LOL..........cheeky tho'