2006-11-23 02:58:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I like cake."
Thats how I would finish it. Because I really do like cake, I'm not lying.
2006-11-23 03:00:42 · answer #1 · answered by The Spam Box 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Divorced wife to her former husband:
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Pay me alimony or I'll sue
2006-11-23 12:14:08 · answer #2 · answered by darkskaners 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is this a trick coz it goes
Roses are red
violets are blue
will u be my valentine i love you
well course i dont im ingaged woman 20 soon!!!
2006-11-23 11:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sergio Aragones draws a comic strip called 'Groo'.
2006-11-23 11:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, SOMEONE JUST FARTED, AND IT SMELLS LIKE GLUE!
2006-11-23 11:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by Tony 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You look like a monkey -
You smell like one, too.
2006-11-23 18:12:32 · answer #6 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE ..BIITCH!
2006-11-24 15:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'll throw a grenade
And you'll go BOOM
2006-11-23 11:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by grimreaper651 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sugar is sweet, and so is the sound of an explosion, too
2006-11-23 11:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by squatch 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
even though you smell,
i still love you.
2006-11-23 11:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋