2006-11-23 02:51:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
2006-11-24 23:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by Blackjack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My message inbox has more than 2k sms most of which are good i will tell one
"When u get this sms, send it to 1 person you love,1 person u hate, 1 friend,1 person you admire, 1 person you always think of and 1 person whom u wish to kill. NOW keep guessing why I sent u this sms".
2006-11-24 12:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whenever you get a message .. reply with this....
Your SMS makes me as happy as a Loose motion patient becomes when a constipation patient comes out of toilet.
2006-11-24 22:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it read "There was once a meeting in the jungle for all animals to attend.All the animals the Rabbit,squirrel,fox,jackal,tiger,cheetah including the King of the Jungle had assembled for the meeting but it had not yet started b'coz the donkey is busy reading the sms."
2006-11-23 04:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day when my wife was not too well and stayed at home. I told her I would try to come home early, however, I was still tied up at the office at about 3.00 PM when I received this mail from my wife. “Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!”
2006-11-23 08:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THERE ARE MANY SMS (ok i will share two)
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home.
He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper.
He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is so he does not tell them.
His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper?"
"You'll see", says his dad.
They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking
what they're eating. "Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint,
its what your mother sometimes calls me."
"We're eating a**hole!!", she screams.
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A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear. He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him.
He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes,
"How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?"
The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, "You ____, I'm drowning."
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2006-11-23 22:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by COOLDUDE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
friends are like fishes u have to wait patiently to catch a good one.. like i caught u.. now stay nice or i'll fry you!
why was an egyptian boy confused?
coz his daddy was mummy!
a worldwide un survey was conducted requiring the opinion on shortage of food in the rest of the world. the survey was a failure coz in africa they didnt knw wht FOOD was,in china they didnt knw what OPINION was, europeans didnt knw what SHORTAGE was, south asians didnt knw what HONEST was, saudis didnt knw what PLEASE was and in america they didnt knw what THE REST OF THE WORLD was!
2006-11-23 08:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Shariq M 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
when i get engaged with my husband and he sent me this massage:
HI JAANU - WHERE R U??
HI HONEY HOW R U???
all was not funiest but that was first time when he & i laugh from our hearts & upto today, i have a baby girl of 1 & 1/2 yrs, she too laughs that much
NAZAR MAT LAGANA
BYE
2006-11-23 16:57:18 · answer #8 · answered by sharanjeet7 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
which part of body is most sensitive while watching xxx?
your ears to make sure that no one is coming
2006-11-23 03:23:55 · answer #9 · answered by sha_nky99 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i don't get any sms
2006-11-23 16:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋