A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
2006-11-23 02:48:15 · 5 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!funny!
2006-11-23 03:14:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-23 11:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :-)
2006-11-23 10:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
lol
2006-11-23 11:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny....
2006-11-23 11:07:30 · answer #5 · answered by stephanie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋