1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
2006-11-23 02:09:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Angel: This is JOKE category. Why do you think they have a joke section? He's been a member longer than you. I think he knows how the site works. And to the rest of you. It's not a question It's a JOKE.
I like numbers 7, 10, and 15.
2006-11-23 02:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good
As for number 8.....
What do you call a cow with no legs?... ground beef.
An old bull and a young bull were standing on a hill overlooking a cow pasture. The young bull says, "Why don't we run down this hill and nail ourselves a cow?" The old bull replies, "Let's walk down and nail them all."
Did you hear about the guy who died drinking milk?... the cow sat down.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?... a milkdud
I've been told I'm an udder failure at cow jokes :^(
2006-11-23 02:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-22 22:42:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol a few good ones there mate.... some from Tommy Cooper who was a master of comedy... keep them coming.
2006-11-23 02:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As Victoria the cow said "We are not amoosed" .
Well maybe we are a bit ;0)
2006-11-23 03:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by Bill T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 men are sitting in a train. One says to the other, "I do not believe in ghosts."
"Dont you?" asks the other and disappears into the air.
2006-11-23 05:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by theallknowingguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very gd 10/10
2006-11-23 04:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10. Pmplmao. now where is my chair?
2006-11-23 02:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
thats one of the best selctions I have seen on Yahoo
well done, excellent
2006-11-23 02:13:08 · answer #9 · answered by The brainteaser 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
yes even for me that was funny I mean not every joke was but I found myself cracking up a few times!!!!!!!!
2006-11-23 02:17:11 · answer #10 · answered by Puerto Rican Sweetheart 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋