id invited the whole family round and a few friends for a slap up lunch.Due to unforseen circumstances i lost my job and am now skint.I dont want to let anyone down so ive been feeding my cat lots of mice that ive caught myself and hes plumping up just nicely.Do you think anyone will notice that the turkey is actually cat?And what will i do if anyone asks for the leg?Any recipes?
2006-11-23 01:30:34 · 20 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Look on the bright side - you could be the cat. At least you won't have to splash out on stuffing - the furballs should make up for it.
2006-11-23 01:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhh now i was in exactly the same predicament this time last year! there is a very easy way around this and it`s extremely cost effective. wot u do is make sure the cat is completely shaved then u get a marigold glove and paint it red. now wot u do is stuff the cat wiv sage and onion, put in the oven and cook for an hour and a half on a low heat. i`m presuming by the way that the cat is so fat it will feed a big family. now wot u do is get some superglue and glue the painted marigold glove on top of the cats head. now don`t make the same mistake i made last year. i glued the marigold on the cats head BEFORE i stuck it in the oven and it melted. well the cat had to be thrown away. i had to coax the next doors cat into the shed at the bottom of the garden and i had to give it a seriously good stuffing and plucking and in my panic i put it in the oven still alive. mind u it had a hell of a suntan wen it got out. anyway it fooled everyone. i was going to give u a tip on how to make brussel sprouts but that takes 6 months and u have to be dedicated into not washing ur feet. if by chance anyone does question if the turkey really is a turkey i had that one covered too. tell everyone that u got it from the farm that is right next door to sellarfield nuclear power plant and there was a radiation leak. job done, bon appetit!!! awww nelly i can`t even begin to tell ya how good it is to be back online again and i`m soooo relieved to see someone asking a proper question on here lol u can`t beat problem solving! hic!
2006-11-23 02:26:23 · answer #2 · answered by graham f 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know how to make cat and I have checked Gordon Ramsey's website and still nothing. I would maybe suggest having a word with your family and explaining that things will be a bit thin on the ground, but do not divulge the meat source! Tell me that you got a Turkey crown hence why there are no legs! I am sure it will be delicious, i get cat and dog from my canotonese take away all the time!!! xx
2006-11-23 01:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by SARA H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cat doesn't taste very nice but 4 legs are better than two.
If you are in a serious pickle explain the situation and ask everyone to bring something with them, structure a plan of everything you need and allocate apporopriate ingredients to your guests i.e cranberry sauce for the most skint, booze for the rich. You can probably just about afford the turkey, if you go to Iceland, although the cat will probably taste better.
2006-11-23 01:40:12 · answer #4 · answered by WeirdNA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first let me say I have been in your spot a few times and things will get better. Second I do believe that they would notice that the turkey was cat. My suggestion would be to tell them what happened and maybe do a potluck thing. that way you would only have to make one dish. If it is necessary to serve the cat don't feel bad the Asians have been doing it for years and years.
2006-11-23 01:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once they have had a few glasses of wine and you make sure you remove the collar and bell from the neck oh and when they ask for a leg dont say front or back leg.
2006-11-23 01:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by Ding Dong 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Explaining how you got four drumsticks off one bird could be a bit tricky.
Instead, tell them you bought a four legged turkey, but could not catch it. That lets the cat off the hook.
2006-11-23 01:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor cat! Just cook the mice NOT the cat who is your pet.
2006-11-23 01:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is one born everyday! cats don't taste like Turkey, ask any Chinese restaurant user,, fact is cat way to smooth a taste if you want something that taste like turkey then you need to get a dog!,,
2006-11-23 01:44:19 · answer #9 · answered by robert x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you want a really good recipe go to your nearest chines food place ask them as for if they ask for a leg take the front two and call them the wings
2006-11-23 01:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by jerry_prive 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋