An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and
cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You're a lucky guy. Was she
pretty?"
> >> "Dunno... I never found the head."
2006-11-23 01:08:23 · 19 answers · asked by ANON 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yuk, that is sooo gross
2006-11-23 01:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it is a joke, and we have to laugh>>>> but, my mind is wandering around the corpse, with rigor mortis taking place, making the guys long story impossible.
2006-11-23 02:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah hah f*cking hah , thats the funniest thing i'v heard for yrs 10 outa 10 mate well done !
2006-11-23 01:22:10 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm......Copulation with Corpse Could be a Craziest Crime !!
And the ugly man had done that...and you want us to laugh on that ?! Ha Ha Ha.......too humourous punchline but was bit Crude too !!!
2006-11-23 01:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Grosses
2006-11-26 08:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 9/10 but is a bit sick
2006-11-23 01:14:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhh, have heard it b4 mate, still made me laugh tho...
Little Johnny's mom asked little Johnny if he had enjoyed the field trip. "Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and fuckers."
Mom: "Er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a fucker?"
Johnny: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk and steaks"
Mom: "But who said they were called, er, fuckers?"
Johnny: "That was our teacher. She called them 'effers,' but we all knew what she meant."
2006-11-26 10:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was shocking but funny.... my gob is still wide open:0
2006-11-23 01:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that IS gross - never saw that coming!
2006-11-23 01:15:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
ha ha
2006-11-23 01:14:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sick but good lol
2006-11-23 01:28:30 · answer #11 · answered by tanj_maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋