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Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.



Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

2006-11-23 00:48:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

17 answers

Hello. - Hmmm...pondering.

Have a nice Thanksgiving. :)

2006-11-23 00:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Did YOU make that up? If you did, then you should publish it!

It IS tough for some of us ladies up here at the top...usually getting passed up for the "easy" girls. And, not all men need a good stomping. There are some that are born like an excellent wine. Just not too many. Good luck finding more than one in your lifetime!

2006-11-24 12:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by lkjgfyfukh 4 · 0 0

Nice analogy there with the apples. However, even a few wrong men would try to climb to the top and fall badly...

2006-11-23 00:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by Lilliana 5 · 0 0

That's the funniest question ever ! (your take on men)...
Me, I won't start the climb unless I see 'the 1' I want.
I think it might be time to break out me climbing shoes, 'cause I think I found one I 'like' (ALOT !)

2006-11-23 01:03:42 · answer #4 · answered by Justin 3 · 0 0

thanx im now gonna use that on my piczo site and put a (C) next to it thanx for my new words of the month

il be bak soon to nick some more from u

2006-11-23 00:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I agree strongly...thats a reasonable description and illustration of nowadays fact and realities of all ages

2006-11-23 00:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by K L 1 · 0 0

Poor blokes always get a rough deal, although saying that, there are elements of truth to it ..... :-)

2006-11-23 00:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by North London Lady! 5 · 0 0

i like it!!!! its funny yet some how romantic! this is a little meaner..::guys are like parking spaces..all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap::.. lol!

2006-11-23 00:55:38 · answer #8 · answered by Jordan Alise :) 2 · 0 0

yes, good women are not easiliy realize, i luv your joke

2006-11-23 01:03:38 · answer #9 · answered by Jecs O 3 · 0 0

It's real good

2006-11-23 00:53:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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