2006-11-23 00:34:27 · 13 answers · asked by paul b 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You can give me 10,000 dollars and clean my house
2006-11-23 00:36:59 · answer #1 · answered by dumpllin 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but I don't believe in the concept of slavery. I will employ you at .50 per hour to greet my many friends on Yahoo 360 each day with a pithy comment about how wonderful I am. You may apply on my 360 site by providing name, age, race, creed, religion and stupid sex orientation. I am a non discriminating employer although I do not have anything to do with child molesters or animal abusers. Other than that I am pretty much accepting of past misbehaviors. My current budget limits me to two hours of someone praising my open minded and liberal thinking about such things as drugs, booze, sex (with the above noted exception) and the inept who become managers of any entity and stagment in their failure to become a real person. Present yourself for a brief online interview today or forever get outta my face.
2006-11-23 00:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought to ponder...
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
2006-11-23 00:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by miss_michigan2007 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the housework, then pay the rent, then the bills. Go out to do the weekly shop, come home, cook, then run me a nice soothing bath. and you could have one too - since you'd be paying the water bill and all!
Cheers!
2006-11-23 00:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by tahanni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a sink full of dishes, the windows need to be done, there's laundry piled up and I'm hungry. Would you run out and pick up a pizza?
2006-11-23 00:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by Debra D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Irioning, mowing, the dishes, washing, cleaning, oil change in the car, wash the car, water plants, mop floor, vaccum house, make fence, fix car, change tyres on car, clean windows, clean fridge, clean shower, clean toilet, clean oven and kill mother on law........THANKS
2006-11-23 00:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go out and get the paper
2006-11-23 00:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by cry baby gator 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can do all the work in my house.
2006-11-23 00:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by Melody M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need one, but I can't tell you in this forum what I want you to do for me.
2006-11-23 00:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wash my car, clean my house, groom my cat,
2006-11-23 00:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋