Who would be present at your 'dinner party from hell'?

Question

What food would be served?

Answer 1

Let’s see… I’d invite my Dad who is an ultra right-wing conservative and is never quiet about it… his sister who fits the same description, only somehow manages to be even louder… my incredibly Catholic step-mom who finds a way to disapprove of just about anything… my sister who spends about 95% of her time bitching and moaning and 5% being happily loud and obnoxious… my eleven year old nephew, who can be a lot of fun, but is currently going through the ‘how annoying can I be?’ phase… my cousin, who is ultra left-wing (makes for all sorts of fun arguments) and also the pickiest person I’ve ever met… my other aunt who is normally great, but is currently depressed over her recent divorce and spends her time drowning those sorrows in too much wine… wait a minute… this sounds exactly like the dinner party I’m about to attend today! Can I come to your house for Thanksgiving? I’ll bring the beer…

Answer 2

On one end, my ultra-conservative uncle who still loudly rails on anything that smacks of Democratic politics or liberalism, along with an ultra-liberal, self-absorbed, burned-out hippie kid from my college years, who plays lots of protest songs and folk ditties on his guitar (badly). Satan of course, would have to be there if this is indeed a dinner party from hell....along with a few of my ex-girlfriends, my 2nd grade teacher who yelled and spanked all the kids, and probably Ann Coulter, Tom Cruise, and a half dozen howling, rabid rhesus monkeys would complete the picture.

Food? The cafeteria pizza from my elementary school days, which substituted bean-paste for tomato sauce, and piled on the dense, gummy, neon-orange coagulated cheese. We'd wash it down with that ill-fated carbonated coffee beverage Starbucks tried introducing last year.

Yech!!

Answer 3

1) Food Poisoning

2) Liver

Answer 4

Let me see...the guest list would include my ex wife (she's cool, just not for me), my loser ass drunk brother, my hypochondriac sister with more pills than Johnny Depp in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", my ex's boyfriend (good guy, just to add a little drama though), my ex's best friend who also happens to be a good friend of mine who has admirably completely avoided the pitfall of being stuck in the middle (again for drama), my mom, my ex mother in law and her husband (because my mom severely dislikes both of them) and of course my ex father in law (coolest dude ever) just to make things interesting and most definitely my ex (Gawd I have a lot of ex's) girlfriend that I ended up dumping 4 times and had to get rude because she couldn't figure it out.
As far as the menu it would have to nothing but bar food....nachos, li'l smokies, chicken gizzards, and questionable shrimp cocktail. Definitely not enough to feed everyone so hunger would add to the stress and a boat load of booze just so everyone would get all shitty. I would of course start all kinds of rumours and say a lot of made up "he said she said" crap just to top it off. During the meal I would pay somebody to go pull all of the valve stems on everyones vehicle except mine so I could make a quick getaway.

Answer 5

hmm, i need to draw up the list, most of my guests would have been from heaven.

what would i serve if dinner party from hell? nothing. its hell, who eats anyway hehehe :)

great qns there.

Answer 6

My mean Granny, with her oyster dressing!(She really know how to clear a room) Ex. She tell everyone that come to my house to use the phone, put .50 cent in a jar!

Answer 7

My ex husbands with their least favorite foods, no alcohol because all of them drink. Lots of bratty kids and sticky sweets so they act up.

Answer 8

Hmm... I never think about it before. I will only serve empty plates and glasses.

Answer 9

anything gross...