So I was in this book store and I spotted a hot older Babe, so I began a conversation. She seemed stuck up and moody, so I told her, look Chick all you need is a good banging and you'll feel ten times better. This Broad went nuts afterwards, I should have pepper sprayed her.
2006-11-19 23:52:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OOOOOOOh you are a real ladies man! Aren't ya!?
2006-11-19 23:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by hummingbird 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it wasnt the library at the local mental health facility.Maybe it was the bookstore in the area where all the signs say do not pick up hitch hikers.
2006-11-20 08:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude if you said that to me, you proberbly wouldnt be able to have children anymore so you got lucky... your approach is wrong! be a gentleman and take her out for coffee and find common ground and work from there, she could have had PMS and you where the last straw on a bad day!!!!!!
2006-11-20 08:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by S4Z 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pepper spray her .I think you should try spraying your brain is this what you mean by pshychotic syndrome well here is some more for you.
2006-11-20 07:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by shiva 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see where you got the SLEAZY in your s/n! Maybe she just wasnt feeling you! Did you think of that. Maybe she does get a good "bang" everynight and she is looking at you like you are STUPID!!!
XOXOXO
~Calicohottie
2006-11-20 07:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by calicohottie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its losers like you that make women psychotic
2006-11-20 08:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, as long as you don't see her again you will be all right. But, learn from that, next time before you say something, think.
2006-11-20 07:56:55 · answer #7 · answered by winona e 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are number one in line for the all Psychotic Woman Firing Squad.
Congratulations!
BTW, very funny.
2006-11-20 07:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wish I was there to see it, would of been hilarious. You are lucky to have even come out alive. You are one very brave man.
2006-11-20 09:08:58 · answer #9 · answered by shellhiggs07 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
next time ask her for a coffee and slip her some Rhyphonol, then give her it in every hole hard fast and furious."Rhyphonol.....because you do not have to share the same memories"
2006-11-20 07:56:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋