A guy gets pulled over for speeding 88 MPH in a 45 zone. The cop askes for his drivers license and the guy says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th DUI."
The cop askes for his registration and the guy says, "It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment. At this point the cop tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and he radios for back-up.
When a supervisor shows up, the cop tells him the story and he walks up to the guy in the car. The supervisor asks to see the guy's drivers license and the guy hands it over and it is valid with the guys real name and information.
The supervisor asks for the registration and the guy says, "It's in the Glove compartment." The supervisor tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and walks around to the passenger side and opens the glove compartment. There is the registration in the guys name and everything seems in order.
Next the supervisor asks the guy to get out and open the trunk. The guy opens the trunk and the only thing there is a spare tire.
At this point the supervisor tells the guy what the other cop had told him. The guy says "I'll bet that lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding too!"
2006-11-19 21:55:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was brilliant!
thank you
2006-11-19 23:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 10:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, another laugh early in the morning. You're making my day start out happily!
2006-11-19 22:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. G. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a legal loophole !
2006-11-19 22:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-19 22:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by kerrie h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with the standard of your jokes you should consider giving up your day job, nice
2006-11-19 22:24:43 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very goood, but dont try it at home hey, you could end up in jail.
2006-11-19 21:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this once before but i couldnt remember how it went! thanks for the laugh! it was much needed to cheer me up after a bad day! thanks again, keep up the great jokes mate!!!
2006-11-19 21:59:19 · answer #8 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-19 22:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good ♥☺
2006-11-19 21:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋