Irishman, place two shovels against a wall and ask him to take his PICK !!!!!!
2006-11-19 21:17:29 · 14 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shovel? Pick? Sounds like you're making up words now.
Either way, don't you think that's a bit racist?
2006-11-19 21:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by MD 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ooops...
Superman is at a loose end one night an decides to ring a couple of friends to go out for a drink and go on the pull. So he rings Spiderman but he's too busy spinning webs.
Then he rings Batman.
"Sorry Superman me and Robin are washing the bat mobile tonite."
So he rings Ice Man.
"Sorry Superman I've got a load of icebergs to make tonight they're all melting at the north pole."
So he thinks **** this I'll go for a fly round the world to pass some time on. He's flying over some corn fields when he sees Wonder Woman laying stark naked in the field with her legs wide open. He think's **** me this is too good of an opportunity to pass so he flies down in supersonic mode and shags her then flies off before she knows who it was.
Wonder Women gets up and says "Who the **** was that ?"
The Invisible Man says "I dont know but my **** is killing me !"
2006-11-23 10:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner
2006-11-19 22:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Irish stop mocking me
2006-11-19 21:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by firestarter 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i get it, it isnt a pic it is an shovel,,,, good one and quite funy also... lol
2006-11-19 21:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put him in a round room ........................ and tell him to piss in the corner
Give him a box of jaffas ........................ and tell him to eat the orange one last
2006-11-19 22:33:51 · answer #6 · answered by petal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you confused me and i ain't irish. what the hell is so funny???
2006-11-20 07:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it, at least not in a humorous way
2006-11-19 22:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by panamm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ! Only he would know !
2006-11-19 21:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol... lots of pissed off irish here!!
2006-11-19 22:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋