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For sale, one wife, 48 years on the clock, good little runner, bodywork needs attention, repainted 7.30 this morning, upholstery not to bad, slight rattling sound at high speed, water system leaking slightly, runs sweet as a nut on two gin & tonics when rattling seems to stop, large boot, serviced regularly, only two previous owners, name your price will consider p/x for earlier model, must have current MOT.

2006-11-19 20:15:39 · 14 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Hi Chass will talk to you later OK?

2006-11-19 20:22:30 · update #1

14 answers

Would like to know what you are trading her in for? A newer model? Hope she scratches your paintwork and releases all the air out of your over-inflated wheels before she leaves!

2006-11-19 20:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by salstick 6 · 0 0

Cheap night out on 2 gin and tonics. Hang in there !

2006-11-19 21:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

I would have had a go at it mate but two gin an tonics is too expensive for me to run !

2006-11-19 20:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 0

You are on if you can can get her off the gin and tonics and get her running on a packet of salt and vinegar crisps instead..

2006-11-23 12:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0 0

how much u sellin her 4, mite have some1` in mind 2 give 2, jus 2 shut him up x0

2006-11-19 20:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why would you want to sell a classic car and replace it with a cheap modern plastic one?

2006-11-19 20:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0 0

If you sell yours, let me know, I know of a few more just like that

2006-11-19 20:19:59 · answer #7 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0 0

Harsh. If she see's this, you're not going to be very popular.

2006-11-19 20:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 0 0

Well what can i say Brilliant and hello

2006-11-19 20:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

I enjoyed that cheers lmao!!!!!!!!

Clap...Clap...Clap!!!!! Thumbs up from me

2006-11-19 20:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by T - C - B 3 · 0 0

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