What Religion is your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Sears and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man,
"There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she
showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material
imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only four types of bras to choose from. " Relieved, the man asked about
the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation
Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences
between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. "
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't
figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became
informed.
{A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{ D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
(I know its an oldie, but more true than I like to admit. Lol)
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."
2006-11-19 18:34:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol to all of them! So...my religion supports the masses in more ways than I thought, lol. Yay, Catholics!
*Sobs* I'm only an "Almost"! The H size made me laugh for a full five minutes!
Poor husband guy. The ending was unexpected, as one would assume that 12=more sex. Well, that's married life for ya!
Thank you for bringing 15 minutes of laughter into my life. May God support your masses.
2006-11-19 18:54:16 · answer #1 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMAO now when I go to get a bra I am going to tell the lady I need a double dang catholic bra lol hahaha oh and a 6 pack of condoms wouldn't hurt either
2006-11-19 20:16:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Double Dang here!
Nice!
2006-11-19 18:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by puffy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a cracker pmsl thanx 10/10,never heard that b4 .
2006-11-19 18:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Very funny, as you claim I have heard the last one before but all made me to laugh louder, Thanx.
2006-11-19 20:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved them there great. Just what i needed first thing on a Monday morning. Keep them coming!!!
2006-11-19 19:12:10 · answer #6 · answered by wildspirit27 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one although some married men might argue the six pack was for them --Bi-monthly!!!!
Sad isn't it.
2006-11-19 19:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honestly I rate your three jokes as Follows:
I. Good
II. Better
III.Best
I think no other comment is required further to appreciate them ?!
2006-11-19 19:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello Sithy
excellent very good what else can i say,, your brilliant Thumbs up
2006-11-19 19:52:24 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jus made my day on a Monday morning before lesson has began
cheers
2006-11-19 20:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋